65 Would You Rather Difficult Questions

If you’ve ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by introducing a dilemma of two equally dreadful-looking (or occasionally equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the planet knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the planet thinks you did it?”

You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they decide what they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to produce a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the finest of two horrific scenarios. The questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your children have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman modeled to comic Patton Oswalt.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a bit of ingenuity. But it is only as fun as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a bit of inspiration, here are some uncomfortable suggestions compiled from ImFaded, Reddit, LifeHacks, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.


“Would You Rather” Difficult Questions

Would you rather gain pounds or be banned from the web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the topic of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?

Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the previous year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the capacity to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their pictures on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capability to see actual phantoms?

Would you rather lose all of the pictures you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you have?

Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead:

Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?

Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your own life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your capability to give a high-five?

Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the capacity to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather have the capability to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every photograph on your own cellphone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport each single time you fart or heal any wound by yelling at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never manage to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s net history?

Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?

Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or have to see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment got in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?

Would you rather never need to improve your personal computer or never need to upgrade your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, gear, and lifestyle or ending crime round the world for good but be poor and undetected?